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- Yabana - Takada - Gyoto - Ushimoto - Yomoto - Shun - We've been living for 30, 31 years, and we've noticed a lot of things.
- Sports means you can never beat a pro. - I've done that a lot. - We've done it a lot, haven't we? - It has nothing to do with judging.
- I think you'll say, "It's impossible," but I have one thing in mind.
- I think we can win this competition. - You always say that.
- I think we can win today. - With my 160MB PC, I've been recording for two years.
- That's a lot of time. - I think we can win if we do fencing. - Fencing?
- If you're smart, you can do fencing in this outfit. - Of course we can do fencing.
- Fencing, as far as I know, has a long reach, so it's definitely advantageous.
- If you stab each other with a sword... - That's right. - It's a technique.
- If you're taller than two people, you'll hit each other's hands. - It's advantageous.
- The strongest of these members is Ryo. - His reach is long. - Really?
- I think so. - Fencing athletes aren't tall. - Hmm? - Hmm? - They may be short in height, but they may have long arms.
- That's right. - Everyone trains their arms like this.
- Even if you were a professional, you could lose. - You could die. - You could die like this. - You could die.
- That's why I think the serval, which is important for fencing, is getting shorter and shorter for professional athletes.
- I think I'll try it. - It's shorter and shorter, right?
- In the end, we'll do a 17-minute greeting. - Oh, that's short! - That's short!
- But if we keep doing that, it'll be really advantageous for us.
But I was thinking, if a pro's serve is short, then a pro has to step in a lot, right?
- That's true. - If you step in and get hit, you'll die, right?
- It's scary. - Before that, we have a long one.
When you come in and get hit, can you do a "bang" like this?
[A "bang" like this?!]
Close, close, close!
- Is there a pro who can do such a stupid serve? - And...
- He's here! - Yes.
- Please! - In the middle, please!
- Please! - Please!
She's been to the London Olympics, the Rio Olympics, and the Tokyo Olympics.
She's a female F.A.N.C.I.N.G. athlete, Sato Nozomi.
- Thank you for having me! - Thank you for having me!
- You can't be so popular! - You can't!
Even if you're a pro, you should have more experience!
- I was surprised, too. - And you've been there too many times.
- What?! - Three times!
- Three tournaments! - Three tournaments!
- That means you're in the top 12, right?
- That's crazy! - That's crazy!
To be honest, what did you think of our serve?
- I've never done it in such a short period of time. - Oh!
- I thought I had a chance of losing. - Oh!
- It's amazing to win against an Olympic athlete. - I'll make you write your profile.
Please write it!
- I don't know the rules or anything like that. - That's right.
- There's a lot of people, right? - That's right.
- There are three types of F.A.N.C.I.N.G. - Flute, serve, and epe.
- I'm an expert in our epe. - Oh, I'm also an epe!
- No, you're a F.A.N.C.I.N.G. - No, you're a F.A.N.C.E.
- I'm an expert in our epe. - No, you're not.
- Epe has the easiest rules. - Oh, I see.
- The first one to arrive is the winner. - Oh.
- The first one to arrive is the winner. - Oh, I see.
- So, the one who arrives last is definitely the winner. - Yes, yes.
- If you win, you become the winner, right? - Yes.
- So, which one is "fat"? - The first one might be "wide".
- Oh, I see. - She said it in a nice way.
- She said "fat" and I said "first one".
- That's a very positive attitude.
- But we don't know the rules yet. - Yes.
- So, let's ask them. - Yes!
- Are you all right-handed? - We're right-handed.
- As for your stance, your right foot goes forward. - I see.
- Your front foot goes straight forward. - I see.
- And your back foot should be 90 degrees to the side.
- It's an L-shape. - Oh, it's a L-shape.
- No, it's not. - Oh, it's not.
- It's an L-shape. - I see.
- You should bend your knees like this. - I see.
- Your hands should be forward. Right and forward.
- Your left hand should naturally be slightly behind.
- This is your stance. - Oh.
- As for epe, you already know the rules. - Yes.
- The rules are already free for you.
- You can go forward or backward as you like.
- Some players jump like this.
- Oh, I see.
- Some players jump like this. - So, according to the rules...
- Is this allowed? - Not at all.
- There's a move called "fresh" where you jump like this.
- Oh, "fresh". - Oh, I see.
- So, if you hit the opponent's body somewhere...
- Is it a point? - Yes, it's a point.
- Oh, it's very simple. - Yes, it's simple.
- But if you hit both of them, you get both points.
- Oh, I see. - Oh, I see.
- If you have a better sense of the rules than me, please go ahead. - Okay.
- You're close to Paris as well. - What?
- You're close to Paris as well. - We're already in Paris.
- Let's try it out. - Yes.
- As you know, we're professionals. - Yes, yes.
- We're the mohans. - We're going to change.
- Okay.
- Please. - Yes.
- Let's go. - Yes, we're going.
- Let's go. - Let's go.
Fresh
- Oh, wow. - Oh, wow.
- Shall we try it out? - So we'll...
Just like that.
Look at me.
Use your hand like you just did.
Hold your sword like this.
Wow!
It's like metal.
When I'm in front of you, you extend your hand.
If you do like this, you can't bend your hand at all.
That's right. There's a scenario like this.
But you haven't stretched your elbow yet, have you?
If you stretch your elbow, your hand will be longer.
Don't stretch it at all.
Reach! Reach!
You can't do it if you don't say it.
You can do it!
As I said before,
when you want to test your strength,
put your front foot in front of you.
Oh, in front of me.
Yes, like that.
Wow!
This is the basic attack called "hansa".
Oh, I see.
Can you use this once?
I'll do it for you.
Can you do it for me?
Are you scared?
I'm really scared.
She's fast.
That's right.
Do you want to try it?
Are you serious about it?
I'm serious about it.
You can do it at work, can't you?
I'll do it for you.
Can you do it for me?
I'll do it for you.
- Yes, please. - Thank you.
- What if we lose this? - No, it's the Olympics.
- We can't afford to lose it. - Can we?
- We can't afford it. - We can't afford it.
- It started with "ale". - "Ale" came up?
Yes, and when the referee said "ale", we said "stop".
- It's French. - "Ale", "ale", "ale".
- "Ale", "ale", "ale".
- You did it! - "Ale", "ale", "ale".
- Don't be scared! You can do it! - You can do it!
Get ready! Get ready!
- Oh! - Oh!
- Nice! - Oh!
- Nice! - You did it!
- Oh! - Oh!
- You were pushed back and pushed forward. - I see, I see.
- You're really strong! - Oh!
- You're really strong! - You're really strong!
- Strength is important, too. - Yes, it is.
- Nice! - Oh!
- It's just... - Oh!
- Oh!
- I don't know. - I don't know, either.
- This is bad! - Why did you get it?
- There's a good target.
- The right shoulder is the closest target. - Oh!
- Oh!
- It hasn't been 30 seconds yet. - It hasn't been 30 seconds yet.
- It's amazing! - It's amazing!
- Play, Ale!
- It's like a show when it's over.
- Play, Ale!
- Go for it! Go for it!
- Get him! Get him!
- Oh!
- Get him! Get him!
- Oh!
- Get him! Get him!
- Oh! - Get him! Get him!
- It doesn't hit. - It doesn't hit.
It's cool that it's a counterattack.
Ready, set...
- Get him! - Get him!
- Move! Move! - At least...
- Oh! - Oh!
You were waiting for it.
- It doesn't hit. - It doesn't hit.
- Sensei, shake hands with him. - Shake hands with him.
Are you okay?
This is crazy!
My neck is heavy.
- This is crazy. - It's crazy!
- But we're not fighting in this environment today. - That's right.
- This is normal now, right? - That's right.
- Thank you for your hard work. - Thank you for your hard work.
- Wow, that was amazing. - Thank you for your hard work.
- Wow, that was amazing. - What happened?
- It looks like you're fighting, but... - After all, a professional fight is a long fight.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- If you move one, you'll notice it right away when you're fighting. - Yeah.
- I think Yumemaru's arm was moved two or three times. - Yeah.
- I think Yumemaru's arm was moved two or three times. - Oh, but you're not moving.
- This part is pretty calm. - Oh, you're not moving.
- But it's so much fun! - Oh, it's fun!
- It's fun! - Oh, it's fun!
- You're going to shorten your sword, right? - It'll get shorter.
- By the way, how many centimeters will it be?
- The size of the handle I'm holding now is long, so I'm going to shorten it.
- There's also a short sword at the end. - The sword itself is getting shorter and shorter.
- It's getting shorter and shorter.
- Then, first of all, how do you grip it and attach it?
- That's right. I've been holding it for a long time and it's about 10 centimeters.
- But we have to set up an advantageous rule.
- I'm afraid it's going to be bad. - It's bad.
- It's bad now. - It's bad now.
- The winner will have to make a mistake five times.
- It's better to lose one already. - It might be amazing if we win.
- It's better to lose one already. - That's right.
- If you touch it, you lose. - If you think you're going to lose with one shot, you'll put pressure on your opponent.
- I always think about it, but what's the point of winning with this handle?
- What's the point of winning with this handle?
- I think about it every time. - Every time, right?
- What about the members? - Should we decide the order?
- Let's do rock-paper-scissors. - Rock-paper-scissors.
- Rock-paper-scissors.
One, two, three, four, five.
All of a sudden?
I don't really feel like a fan.
Let's get ready!
This is going to be the first time in my life I'm going to do a push-up.
- How is it? - It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
The tag in me came off.
- Tetsuya bought a berserker. - That's enough.
- So Tetsuya should get one point, right? - That's right.
- Yeah, one point. - Oh, did you say that?
- No, I didn't say that. - Oh, I forgot to say it.
We definitely don't have the stamina to keep getting five points in a row.
- If we get one point, let us win. - Yes.
Can we get three points in a row?
- Yes, of course. - Yes, of course.
- We lost in one go. - We lost in one go.
- Yes, we did.
- Ready, go! - Let's start.
- But Tetsuya is big. - Yeah, he's big.
- Oh, no! - Oh, no!
- I'm scared. - I'm scared.
- Who is it? - I don't know.
- I don't know.
I think they'll hit each other.
But it's short and you can't hit it.
- So it's not... - Yui, what's wrong?
- I'm not sure. - I'm not sure.
- It's different and it's meaningless, right? - It's meaningless and meaningless.
It's like a manga name.
- I wonder why we have different names. - It's like our own style.
- But it's kind of... - It's pushing us.
- Oh, no!
- Yes! - Yes!
- That was a clean shot. - But we both got hit, didn't we?
- It's short and all you can do is kick. - Yeah!
- The length of the shot and how you hold it have changed. - Yeah, it's pretty tough.
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- It's tough. - When you think you've scored one point...
- You've won a one-point game. - You've won something, haven't you?
Ready, go!
REPLAY
- Oh! - No, no, no!
FAST FORWARD
- That was so cool! - That was so cool!
- You were pushing it in, weren't you? - I was pushing it in.
But it was fun.
- It was fun. - It was fun.
- You didn't notice it, did you? - No.
- You were watching sports properly. - Yeah.
I'm so tired. I can't even fly for a minute.
- But now, Kuro will... - Yeah.
- He'll have his hair cut a little more. - Yeah.
- It's like a dream come true. - Yeah, exactly.
But from now on, it'll be a little shorter.
- Why are you saying that?! - I don't know.
- I don't know why you say that.
- And this side of his arm is not shaved. - It's not shaved.
- Yeah, it might not be shaved for a long time.
- So next time, it'll be shorter, right? - Yeah.
- I might get a haircut. - I might get a haircut.
FAST FORWARD
Try putting your arms together first.
I don't know.
- It's totally different. - It's totally different just by holding it.
- Oh, really?
- It's not our own business anyway. - That's hard to do too.
But it's not our own business either, so it doesn't matter.
We're just renting each other's stuff.
If you look at it as an amateur, you can't tell the difference in length.
- Yeah, it's only this big. - It's really heavy.
- Ready, go! - It's like a murder weapon.
- But it's a little... - Whoa, whoa, whoa!
It's like full-on reality!
- Wait, wait! - It's too short!
- The reach is different! - It's really short!
- Ready? - It hurts!
- Whoa, whoa! - It hurts!
- There it is! - Yay!
- That wasn't a reach or anything. - No.
- Was that a skill? Was there a skill? - No, it's called "flesh".
- Flesh! - Flesh!
- Do we have no choice but to say "flesh"? - We can't counter it.
- If we wait, we can counter it. - Ready, go!
- Go! - It's like "Murderer's Book".
- It's not "Murderer's Book", it's everyone's book. - It's coming.
- It's coming! - It's coming!
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- Is this for real? - I don't think Motoki can do it.
- Huh? I have no idea what you're talking about. - Wait, wait!
- The weakness of "Murderer's Book" is that you can't do it. - It was "flesh" earlier.
- Flesh! - Flesh!
- Motoki, use your legs! - Legs!
- Both of you, let's do it! - Legs!
- Whoa! - Legs!
- He's aiming for the legs! - The reach is short.
- It goes down every time! - He's aiming for the upper and lower parts of the body.
- Whoa! - Use your flesh! Flesh!
- Do it! Do it faster! - Flesh! Flesh! Flesh!
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- Delicious! - Is it fresh?
- Wow! - It's impossible!
- Even though we have a beach, I still feel the wall of professionals and amateurs.
- Unfortunately, we couldn't train and eat. - Right!
- Our height gap is now over, so... - From now on, our height will be the ground level.
- Next up is Toshimitsu and Jitsu! - Let's go! - Yes!
- It's impossible for me to do without my development. - Yes!
[Toshimitsu and Jitsu's Development]
- I'm going to use my sword. - I wanted to see you sharpen your sword.
- The back of the sword starts from here, so... - It's amazing!
- This is... - It's pretty... - It's so short! It was short before!
- I'm going to get the L.A. ticket! - Hey!
- Toshimitsu, get ready! Attack! - Wow! - Wow! - Wow! - Wow!
- Look! Can you tell which one is which? - It's true, but it's short. - No way I can hit it!
- I can't pick up my sword! - Push it! Push it! - I'm pushing it! I'm pushing it!
- I'm pushing it! - Wow! - Wow! - Wow! - Wow! - Wow! - Wow! - Wow! - Wow!
- Why?! - You thought you could hit it, didn't you?! - Yeah! - I'm exhausted! - I'm exhausted!
- I'm losing it! - I'm losing it! - You can do it! - You can do it! - That means you can do it!
[Toshimitsu and Jitsu's Development]
- I don't have that personality. - Yeah. - They probably have extra moves too.
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- Go for it! - Go for it!
- You can do it! - Go for it!
- Nice, nice! - Whoa!
- Go for it!
- No way! - Whoa!
- What?! - You can't hit it!
I can't reach it!
- I can't reach it! - You can't reach it!
- You were really calm just now. - Yeah.
- It was like a counterattack. - Yeah, I was like "chop!" and got hit.
- You can't reach it! - You'll get hit!
- Huh? - Oh no, are you tired?
- I'm not tired. - He says he's not tired!
- Are you tired, everyone? - Ready, go!
- Like this? - Yeah, you can shake it like that.
- You can shake it like that. - Like this?
- He's tired. - He's tired.
- It's intense. - I'm tired!
- He's tired! - He's tired!
- Oh no! - Oh no!
- I want you to hit it a little more.
- Ah! - Ah!
- This is... - At the same time... - It's a tie! - 3-1 means at the same time...
- So, usually, this kind of thing doesn't happen. - That's right. - But it's a tie. - It's a tie! - I see. - It's a tie!
- So, usually, when it's 4-4, what happens? - If it's 4-4, either of us gets one point. - Oh! - Sato won, too. - That's right.
- Like a deuce. - Deuce! - Deuce! - Like a draw. - So, we can't win if we're both tied up. - Yeah.
- But we did use something we could have. - Yeah. - We can do it! - Yeah. - We can do it! - We can do it! - Here we go!
- Use it all at once! - Use it all at once!
Is that really possible?
- Whoa! - Whoa!
I'm dead!
I'm dead! I'm dead!
- That was the longest match. - Yeah, it was.
- You can see how thin his back is. - Yeah.
But his defense was the strongest.
- Oh, really? - He dodged everything I dodged.
- Oh, really? - Yeah.
- He's talented. - He is talented!
But your surgery saved you.
- Well, it's my turn now. - Wow, your surgery saved you.
Maybe this is the longest match.
- Maybe it'll be the shortest match. - Yeah.
- But if I lose, I'll be defeated. - Yeah.
I'll be defeated, but...
I took a look at him.
- His sword is really short. - Yeah.
But you know, my height is surprisingly short.
- That's surprising. - Yeah.
I might be short.
- I don't think I've fought someone this short. - Yeah, you're right.
- I see. - Maybe you don't know what I'm talking about.
- What's going on?! - I don't know what you're talking about!
Where are you?!
- Okay, I'll do my best! - Yeah, do your best!
It's my first time doing this.
Will I be able to do it?
I think I'm in trouble.
This is a little...
It's totally different!
It's amazing!
But look at the difference in height!
My butt is the same!
If you add it up, you'll get scolded.
Ah! I can do it at all!
Why are you wearing a space suit?
What?
You're wearing a space suit!
I'm not wearing a space suit!
You're wearing a space suit!
I'm not wearing a space suit so I can go back!
Your hair is really short!
It's short!
It's good!
You look like you're having a great time!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
It's a tie!
That means I win!
That means the girls win!
I didn't feel like I won at all!
I was beaten up so hard...
If I'd been born in the past, I'd be dead by now.
Did you hit it?
I caught the ball, but it's short...
So I couldn't get close, but I hit it.
So you came to hit it on your own?
That's how it is.
But there really is such a thing.
When you win first place in the World Cup...
You win even if you don't win at all in the World Cup.
Wow!
I just had a pseudo-experience of it.
You're good!
- There's a hero! - There's a hero!
You've done it before, so show us!
Well, it's a knight's sport, so I won't be too happy about it.
- Thank you very much. - Thank you!
- You won! - You won!
I want to do it again.
- Oh! - Revenge match!
I want to do it again, but...
If it was a real match, it'd be over by now.
- That's how it is, right? - No, but...
- I really want to do it again. - Both of you are dead!
- Again! - Again!
- But if it's like that... - Yeah?
If it's like that, you've gotten used to it, so you can do it, right?
- I want to see it a little more. - A little more?
I want to see more of your outdoor activities.
Hey!
It's like a spaceship.
I think we can win if we get 3 points, right?
- Both of you? - Both of you?
- Just like this?
- From here?
- Yes! - Yes!
- You only do outdoor activities! - I don't like it!
START
- You can do it! - You can do it!
Ready, set...
Go!
- You can do it! - You can do it!
- Be confident!
- You can do it! - You can do it!
Wow!
It's like you didn't put it on.
Yeah.
Cute.
Pull your waist.
Oh, nice!
Senchou, you can do it!
Even if you push it out, you win, right?
Yeah.
I can't believe it.
It was a miracle point earlier.
Wow, that's amazing.
Senchou.
Senchou, good job.
Thank you for your hard work.
I'm happy to bring back precious insects and samples like this.
Oh, you were picking up the binoculars.
You were starting.
I got 1,000 points, but I didn't do anything at all.
When you play sports, you have a lot of choices in your head, right?
I didn't have any of them.
It was a mistake in your sense of distance.
Yeah, I wanted to practice a little more.
It was fun.
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How was it, Mr. Sato?
It was my first experience and I had a lot of fun!
Oh, that's good!
You were really pissed off, weren't you?
He's licking me!
It was fun!
Even just watching it on TV, I thought it was pretty interesting.
I thought it would be more interesting.
It changes the way you look at it, doesn't it?
The rules aren't easy either.
You just have to stick to them.
So you learned that if you make the game shorter, you can fight against pros and customers.
You went to a good fight.
I learned a lot about the fun of fencing today.
It was a really valuable experience.
Thank you, Mr. Sato!
Thank you!
Thank you so much! It was a lot of fun!
Thank you!
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